County No. 2 ARMAGH
Town Armagh (city my arse!)
Pub Red Ned's

Another tip off was Red Ned’s in the Cathedral city. It was a decent bar with some fancy engraved tables, but the clientele was decidedly depressed looking – particularly the lonesome young fellow sporting a three foot tall St. Patrick’s Shamrock hat and razor blade scars on his arms. The mood of depression wasn't helped by the fact there was no music at all! Worringly, everyone in the bar looked like someone else we knew in Omagh so we put it down to inbreeding. After having our photo taken by a lookalike of our old Irish teacher ‘Freaky’ McNamee, we hit the road again.
 

 

 

 

 
Guinness Rating
Would we go back?
Everyone looks like someone we know in Omagh, so there’s no real point
Best Moment
The beardy guy taking the photo (who looked like our old Irish teacher) refusing to give back the camera until we had done a 'crazy' photo and blocking the traffic in the process