NAME Boris the Designated Driver
CHOSEN DRINK Red Bull
FAVOURITE PUB Byrne's, Edenderry, Offaly (it's off the record)
TRIP INJURIES Perforated ear drum from Bones' singing and clapping; car still smells like a Russian wrestler's armpit
 

NAME Bones aka Bad Boy
CHOSEN DRINK Guinness
FAVOURITE PUB Grumpy McClafferty's, Dublin
TRIP INJURIES Vocal cord laceration
 

NAME Hon Browzik
CHOSEN DRINK Magners/Bulmers bottled
FAVOURITE PUB McLoughlin's, Charlestown, Mayo
TRIP INJURIES Hypothermia
 

NAME Didsy
CHOSEN DRINK Magners/Bulmers bottled with ice
FAVOURITE PUB Murphy's, Waterford
TRIP INJURIES Scratched cornea
 

NAME Brian
CHOSEN DRINK Guinness or bottled Heineken
FAVOURITE PUB Cullen's, Edenderry, Offaly
TRIP INJURIES Epistaxis; insomnia induced psychosis